Snow!

We got a bit of snow the other day but I lost my hand-held cam so I didn’t record it. Today we had a bit so I decided to film it since it may just be the only evidence of snow in the UK. lol.

Joe McElderry VS Rage against the Machines

THE BATTLE for Christmas Number One rages on as X Factor winner Joe McElderry and rockers Rage Against The Machine compete for festive chart glory. Those campaigning to get RATM to the top have been branded a "hate mob" by an outraged Simon Cowell. Mrs Lola D, a supporter of the cause, explained her motivations: "Joe seems like a lovely lad and I wish him all the best as a legitimate artist when he releases his own music. To say that a cover version of a track that was released this year deserves to be No1 is ridiculous. People want a chart battle, a choice of songs to purchase and this year we finally have it."

by TheSun

What do you think of all this? Personally I think Rage Against the Machines should get the number 1, because not only do they make better songs than this stupid kid, but I’m so friggin’ annoyed that every Christmas the X-Factor winner releases a song which automatically makes number 1, its not fair. The only way to settle this is to buy either Joe’s CD or the RATM CD. At the moment, RATM have the most selling albums so they are sure to win. But to make sure I already bought 3 copies of their latest one. Hehe. SUCK ON THAT JOE MCELDERRY!!!

Christmas, Glorious Christmas

Well I am certainty getting into the Christmas spirit. We’re all prepared for the family to come round. We’ve had lots of snow this year which is fantastic since I first saw snow when I was 8 years old. It’s so nice to see the road covered in a sheet of foamy whitiness. I was really annoyed this year because we didn’t do the ‘christmas round’, where we post all the cards, because we did it all by post

We have loads of food ready, its gonna be a great few weeks. It is going to start this Wednesday, thats when my whole family are going out for a cool meal. Christmas Eve is when my Aunts visit, and it is also the day we go to the farm shop. Ahh, the farm shop, full of that xmassy smell.

I can’t wait for the presents, to see the family and to eat the chocolate. …And I also want to add a very merry christmas to WifeofSmalks since I will not be there with her

 

I hope you have a good one and I will get a video up shortly

TTFN ;D

Happy Christmas seasonings

Happy Christmas everyone. I just thought I’d wish you all a merry Christmas in case I forget like i did last year. I hope you all get what you want, I’m getting a PSP . I have already got the decorations up and getting into the Christmas spirit.

Have a good one

Gino wins I’m a Celebrity get me out of here 2009

This years king of the jungle is Gino! The contestants were:

Camilla Dallerup

Colin McAllister

George Hamilton

Gino D’Acampo

Jimmy White

Joe Bugner

Justin Ryan

Katie Price

Kim Woodburn

Lucy Benjamin

Sabrina Washington

Sam Fox

Stuart Manning

 

Roll on 2010!

Jenkem WTF

Ok so today I just heard about this new drug that is out. I don’t know how long its been around for but still. This is sooo sick. Why the hell would you do that.

Explanation time!!!

Jenkem (BUTTHASH) is a new type of inhalator drug where you shit in a bottle and pee in it, put a balloon over it to cover the opening and then leave it for a few days. And if that wasn’t bad enough, I mean who would actually keep their own or someone else’s faeces in a bottle, but to make it worse, they inhale it the next day to make them pass out, then they start talking to dead people!!!

What the F***

To be honest with you, someone had to actually try it out first. WTH. Please leave your opinion below in the comments

That’s all that really fascinated me this week so far. Hope your weekend is doing good and I’ll give you another update soon

Almost the blogs 2nd Anniversary

I can hardly believe I’ve had this blog for almost 2 years now. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with us and checked here all the time. I’ promise to make loads more soon. In fact it is my new mission that I will make at least 1 post every week.

Smalks website

Yep, It launched a few days ago. You can sign up to the site and add friends. www.smalks.tk

Boy feels no pain when arm gets ripped off

I would have posted this the other day but I didn’t have time. Anyway, I heard this story in the paper, don’t know if its true or not but it is about a 4 year old boy who got his arm caught in the washing machine and it ripped it off, he was too scared to tell his mum so he just went to bed and his 11 year old brother took his severed limb and put it in the freezer. When they awoke the next morning the boy said “ mummy, I lost my arm” holding his manky arm in the air. xD

Mika fans get porn when looking for Rain video on net

MIKA fans have been getting an X-rated surprise when searching online for his latest video.

His new track is called Rain and as soon as the name was released people hit the net to try to find the promo.

But it turns out there’s a porn star called Mika Rain. Oops!

I felt compelled, in the interests of thorough journalism of course, to check the accuracy of this information. And can verify I saw rude things.

The singer’s management have been bombarded with calls and emails from fans who also got an eyeful.

The single is due out on November 23.